Gertie – CEO (Cat Executive Officer) & Qween of the Castle
All hail Her Royal Floofiness, Gertie, the undisputed ruler of the Allentown Cat Clinic. As CEO (Cat Executive Officer), she reigns from the highest perch of her majestic cat tree, surveying her kingdom with a judgy yet adorable gaze.
Gertie may not be a lap cat (such peasantry is beneath her), but she will demand pets and treats on her schedule—and you will comply. Her executive orders include:
🐾 All workstation computers must stream Cat TV at all times—no boring “work” allowed.
🐾 All staff must maintain proper petting techniques, with bonus points for chin scritches.
🐾 Treats are not optional; they are a required tribute to the throne.
While she delegates medical duties to her human minions, she remains the ultimate decision-maker on important clinic matters—like when it’s time to randomly sprint across the office at full speed.
Her leadership style? Part benevolent ruler, part demanding diva. And we wouldn’t have it any other way.
Long live the Qween! 👑
